![]() When the expedition is captured by savages, Tarzan comes to the rescue. A couple of brief encounters with Tarzan establish a (sexual) bond between her and Tarzan. Jane Parker visits her father in Africa where she joins him on an expedition. See it at your own risk, or only if you have an unhealthy fixation on Bo Derek's breasts. The Tarzan story from Jane's point of view. All in all a truly dreadful movie, but still not as awful as Manos: The Hands Of Fate. Another point of hilarity is Miles O'Keefe's pointless battle with an OBVIOUSLY COMPLETELY FAKE rubber boa constrictor. He runs through the entire movie screaming, shouting, and gesticulating insanely, and when he's finally killed by the ALL-WHITE-PEOPLE CANNIBAL TRIBE (I kid you not) you cheer in relief. Harris acts as if he has drunk a case of Jack Daniels and snorted a pound of cocaine. No one has yet mentioned Richard Harris' utterly deranged performance as Jane's dad. Bo of course runs around topless or near topless for most of the movie, and has one expression: vacant. (He played Joshua in the Ten Commandments, and his performance there is truly laughable). Of course this is a horrid movie, for pete's sake, it was made by John Derek, one of the worst actors ever. Reviewed by kynoceph N/A Bo, breasts, and bloomin' idiots, and a buncha monkeys. Tarzan the Ape Man (1934) WarnerArchive WarnerBros TarzantheApeManTarzan the Ape Man (1932): 'Me Tarzan, you Jane' - the immortal words spoken by Tarzan. ![]()
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